Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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