I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
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