But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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