I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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