Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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