I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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