My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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