batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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