I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
barbara walters just said penis...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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