Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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