Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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