I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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