it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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