i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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