So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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