Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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