Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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