And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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