i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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