Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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