Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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