: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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