hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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