WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Drunk walkin through police station. America
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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