my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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