Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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