We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He better not be in your backpack
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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