Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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