your thong is hanging out like whoa
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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