So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
me + whiskey = a bad person
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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