he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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