I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Randomize
