She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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