saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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