Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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