He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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