It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just high enough for therapy.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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