yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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