is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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