Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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