So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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