Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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