New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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