Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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