So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize
