i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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