She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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