i just made my gag reflex go away.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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