is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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