Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
two words: eviction party
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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