his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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