Where is the hickey?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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