I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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