We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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