Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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