So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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