Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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