So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've blown a few things in my day
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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